I'm a Mathlete, Not an Athlete!

Well, God and The Holy Spirit have given us many things over the years such as rainbows.

And now frankly He has totally outdone Him Self. With Chiodos' funnily-named "I'm a Mathlete, Not an Athlete" Tour.

After blessing 6 of his beloved little ones with fatherless childhoods, hundreds of late-night "trips to the store" by Mommy, and a supportive group of seriously like the best friends you could ever ask for in Thespians and Color Guard, God has let Chiodos grow to be one of his crowning achievements. Recently they had to decide on a name for their current tour, and after weeks of anxiety attacks and stress-induced acne, they knew they had finally got it right with the choice "I'm a Mathlete, Not an Athlete".

Although, on second thought, a more descriptive name might be the
"I'm a Homosexual, not an Athlete" Tour

I, at least, think that is way funnier. Which I think is what they were going for. Maybe it is because I actually was a Mathlete for MATHCOUNTS though. Or maybe cause Chiodos is gay and I would pay more money to see one of them throw a ball than play a show. Haha